RoAWHH: Ron Johnson: "Happiness"

D: Wow. This album makes me “happy.”
B: Is Ron Johnson in Africa right now? The Garden of Eden? The Bronx Zoo? He’s in the tiger pit.
D: I think he’s in the Embassy Suites, annoying the overnight guests. The staff is just about to ask him to please stop playing his guitar.
B: he’s just there for the free continental breakfast.
D: And what’s breakfast without a little Frere Jacques?
B: Can you read the bottom left-hand corner? Something about faith?
D: Stereo Faith. Definitely a Christian album. You know. Christianity. It brings you “happiness.”
B: I’m gonna call my album “Angriness” With Me.
D: All albums should be named like this. Like the last one should have been named “Hunger.”
B: How happy can you be in a tight-ass leprechaun suit like that?
D: I know it’s a low-resolution shot, but there’s a distinct possibility he doesn’t actually have eyes.
B: I was wondering. Are those future glasses or a Geordi LaForge thing going on?
D: Did you just make a Star Trek reference?
B: Somebody’s gotta pick up the slack.
D: That’s change we can believe in.